What Happened to Coffee?

Author: DragonXero

Date: May 19, 2005

by DragonXero
5-19-05
Welcome to Starbucks! How may I help you?
Uh, yeah, I'd like a small coffee with cream and sugar.
I'm sorry, we don't have small here.
Hold on, I think I may have something in my ear. What did you just say?
We only have Tall, Venti and Grande.
Ohhh, I see. In that case, I'll go find a coffee place that DOES have small.