CC290: Blondes and Razorblades

Author: DragonXero

Date: July 22, 2005

by DragonXero
7-22-05
Like, oh my GAWD! Like, my boyfriend, totally turned off my Britney Spears to listen to his Iron Maiden garbage!
That is like, totally not cool. My boyfriend totally switched off my Christina Agulera to listen to his Exhumed!
That is so totally lame. Hey, wait, like, you like Christina Agulera?
She's like, the new Britney Spears. I totally still like Britney, but she's getting TOTALLY old now.
That is, like, totally true. But at least it's not like, growling stuff. What's that Exhumed band talk about anyway?
Like, my boyfriend says that it's totally about fucking women with staplers.