Higher Beings

Author: DragonXero

Date: August 4, 2005

by DragonXero
8-04-05
WE ARE HIGHER DIMENSIONAL BEINGS!
Yes! Higher!
WE HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOUR PLANET BECAUSE IT IS INSIGNIFICANT AND OFFENDS US!
Your insignificant planet offends us!
HOWEVER, IF YOU GIVE US 5 TONS OF BANNANNAS, WE MAY SPARE YOUR TINY LITTLE PLANET!
Yes! Spare it- wait. Dude, we didn't discuss this.