PETA!

Author: DragonXero

Date: October 2, 2005

by DragonXero
10-02-05
Oh thank God! It's one of Mother Nature's beautiful creatures, a dolphin, to help me out of here!
Fuck you man. you Peta assholes yanked me from a great gig at SeaWorld.
But, but they were using you for etertainment!
I was using them to make buttloads of cash, that's over now, thanks to you fuckers.
So you're not gonna help me escape?
No, but I did bring you a bucket of raw fish. Enjoy!