A Life of Laziness

Author: DragonXero

Date: August 19, 2006

by DragonXero
8-19-06
This is Johnson. Johnson was our intel, because he was the only one who'd ever been in the place before.
We meet again, Jesus.
Certainly not because he was intelligent. We called him Johnson because no one knew his first name.
This time won't be like last time.
Johnsonnnn...
We tried a few times, but every time we asked him, he got really paranoid.
OH SHIT, IT'S JUST LIKE LAST TIME!
Come and pleasure your lord!