A Life of Laziness

Author: DragonXero

Date: August 19, 2006

by DragonXero
8-19-06
That's Cedric. Our muscle.
What, here?
Well where else, sonny?
Cedric claims to have done things for the government. Strange stuff. Even said he worked at Area 51 once.
It just feels kinda, wrong in here.
It's not like you'll get caught with your pants down or anything.
I've done the math, and over 2/3 of it have to be fake. He'd have been 16 when he left Area 51, 15 when he helped fake that shuttle launch.
Alright, here's the money, where's the perscriptions?
Did you want Zoloft or Oxycontin?