Customer Service 2

Author: DragonXero

Date: July 12, 2015

by DragonXero
7-12-15
Okay Mrs. Aches, what can I help you with?
You assholes paid my claim wrong!
Oh, wow, I'm sorry to hear that. Can I get the date of service?
No, fuck you! Pay me money!
I'm afraid we can only pay you in goat anuses. Would you mind holding for 3-5 minutes while I get that ready for you?
Are the goat anuses clean?