Chickens CAN Fit In Asses!

Author: DragonXero

Date: February 26, 2001

by DragonXero
2-26-01
The cops are here, and I have a chicken. I need to hide it. I know! I'll shove it up my ass!
Honestly officer *ouch* I didn't have a chicken *ouch*.
Only one thing left to do... KILL MYSELF!
Dammit, I know there's a chicken up your ass!