Dude, Did You Fart?

Author: DragonXero

Date: February 27, 2001

by DragonXero
2-27-01
*sniff* Dude! Gross!
What?? I didn't fart!
Hrm. Must be hazardous gas then. Yep. Surely hazardous gas.
....ngh....
Well, actually, it was a highly concentrated corrosive agent, sprayed into the room.
You okay man?
I will be as soon as I stop bleeding from my ears and eyes... OH GOD IT HURTS!