At Last, It's Revealed!

Author: DragonXero

Date: February 27, 2001

by DragonXero
2-27-01
I think I'll use this red phone, conviniently laid out in front of the police station!
HEY! Get off me!
Whoa! Hey, it's the Red Phone! Hey, I love your comic strip. I just gotta ask, how do you have sex, I mean, you're just a phone.
You know that joke that goes "How do you get four blondes to sit on a barstool" and the punchline's "Turn it upside down"?
Ummm.. Yeah, it sounds familiar... Point being?
I'm on a table. I can't be removed. There are nerves between me an' tha table. Do the math.