Talking Phone Meets Surly Dragon

Author: DragonXero

Date: June 24, 2002

by DragonXero
6-24-02
Who the fuck are you?
I'm yer fucking daddy, bitch.
I don't like your tone, cunt.
I don't like yours, either. I should just rip your cord out of the wall.
WHOA, let's not get drastic.
Why am I talking to a fucking phone?