Diary of a Mad Skater Pt 1

Author: DragonXero

Date: August 26, 2002

by DragonXero
8-26-02
So, why don't you ever do skate tricks anymore?
See that fence over there? Last time I did a skate trick, it sodomized me.
Ouch. OH! Shit, I gotta run, extreme sports madness on ESPN. People will lose limbs. You understand.
Yep. Totally.
Who's yer Tobor NOW, bitch?
Who said that?