Dave's Kung-Fu Monk Mishap.

Author: Drazic81

Date: May 26, 2004

by Drazic81
5-26-04
Dave had seen one-too-many Kung-Fu Movies and had lost touch with reality for a moment...
Ah, Master Kung-Fu-Monk... I wish to study the ancient Deadly Art of Kung-Fu. Will you train me?
Man.. These kids do my 'ed in. What sorta stupid **** can i get him to do? Hmmmm..
But little did Dave know, this was an Evil Shaolin Kung-Fu Monk of Death!!!!!
Wax on, wax off. Ok... What next , Oh Wise Kung-Fu Monk??
I'd forgotten how much fun this is!! Hmmmmm..
Dave didn't watch Kung-Fu movies again. The End.
Burning....Must...Remeber...Mind...Over...Matter...Arrrghhh!!!
You dumb ****!! Bloody Tourists always fall for that one. Ha Ha Ha. Wanker!!