Homeless Terrorists 24

Author: Drefsab

Date: January 8, 2004

by Drefsab
1-08-04
I'm tired of life on the street so I've taken drastic measures...
I put in an application at Wal-Mart.
Sweet Jesus, have you lost your mind?
In the job preference section I marked Greeter. Imagine, they'll pay me to say Hi and smile at people all day.
What? Do they have a "smelly employees with missing teeth" quota that they have to fill?