It probably still isn't.

Author: Drexle

Date: January 5, 2003

by Drexle
1-05-03
I read a comic strip once about a guy who always said the same thing.
Hey, neighbor! When you're finished decorating your lawn, you can come over and do mine!
It wasn't very funny.
Hey, neighbor! When you're finished cleaning your house, you can come over and do mine!
Until now.
Hey, neighbor! When you're done whacking your weed, you can come over and do mine!