Actual Conversation

Author: Drexle

Date: January 17, 2003

by Drexle
1-17-03
Wow, today is my birthday. I'm 21 now. Crazy!
Cool. Congrats on making it this far. I'd like to be 21 again... maybe not today, though.
Well, I find that the age I act can be anywhere from 7 to 45 on any given day.
Now that you mention it, I'd rather be 7 again. Then I could scream that you and every other girl have cooties, and it would save me metric assloads of heartbreak and frustration.
I don't have cooties, though. You do.
No I don't! I'm telling mommy!