Serious question:

Author: Drexle

Date: February 1, 2003

by Drexle
2-01-03
Look at this! In the Epic Level Handbook, there's a spell in there that lets you kill anyone from anywhere in the world and make them into a ghoul!
And check this out, here's one that has a range of 2 miles, and rains down 20d6 of damage onto whoever you want!
God damn, these spells totally kick ass!
Hasn't it occured to any wizards or clerics to make a "World Peace" spell?