The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 6

Author: Drexle

Date: March 24, 2003

by Drexle
3-24-03
Later, at The Institute for the Annals of Improbable Research...
Excuse me uh... Dr... uh...
Mine name ist Dr. Kokenbals.
Yeah, uh... Dr... Kokenbals... we just recieved a fascinating report of Vaginal Vampirism.
De vomen alvays find new vays to suck de life out off you.
It's not quite like that sir...
Dey are all de same! You'd vant blod too iff you bled voor days on end!