The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 7

Author: Drexle

Date: March 24, 2003

by Drexle
3-24-03
No, Doctor. Appearantly, a ghoulish looking adult male attempted to leap to his death from a tall building earlier today.
A young female rushed over to his shattered carcass to offer help, whereupon he thrust his hand up between her legs.
During the course of the assault, he was said to regain his health completely. He shortly left the scene with the victim, who reportedly went willingly, and smiling.
Vat nonsense vere you going on about? I vas busy looking voor mine Kokenbals. Haw_haw!
Sigh... some freak tried to kill himself, survived, then brutally shoved his fist up a girl's twat and made her like it. Wanna investigate?
Und dis ist improbable how?