Dogonaball vs Crabby

Author: Drexle

Date: August 24, 2003

by Drexle
8-24-03
Say, those are some big glasses you have there, grandma.
All the better to see you with, my dear.
You know, I think you need new prescriptions, because I'm not Little Red, and you're sure as Hell not my Grandma.
*Gasp!* After_everything_I've done for you? You still can't accept me in your heart after all these years? Well fine. You can just fucking eat me, you ungrateful whore!
CHOMP!!!
I was waiting for you to say that.