Starstruck 2

Author: Drexle

Date: June 16, 2001

by Drexle
6-16-01
Saaay... Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
I am Lord Cthulhu... Purveyor of nightmares and dread. You shall know bitter insanity mortal, before your horrific demise!
No, that's not it... Wait, I remember! I saw you in that naughty cartoon, "Tentacles of Pleasure!!!" Oh my god, I can't believe it's you!
Dear God, not again.... I'm now going to ravage Japan utterly...
Mmmm... You know, from what I've seen you're quite the Sex God. Wanna show me just how much woman you can handle at once?
Hmmm... Maybe the ravaging of Japan can wait a week or two...