Comic Contest 39: The Drunk and The Whore

Author: Drexle

Date: June 24, 2001

by Drexle
6-24-01
Thanks for picking up the booze, Monica!
It's no problem, Laura! I just hope you know what you could be getting yourself into. The media is ruthless, you know.
I like to sleep until the crack of noon, midnight howlin' at the moon, goin' out when I wanto, comin' home when I please. No manipulative cocksucking gold digger is going to change my mind.
I'm just saying you should be careful if you don't want to end up like me. Hey, did you know that your dad's been into fisting for the last few months?
God... I did not need to know that...
Yes, you did Laura! When god speaks, you listen bitch! And I'm speaking to you right now! Take heed of the White House Whore, or you'll suffer eternally in Hell!