Randomness 0012 (Predictable)

Author: Drexle

Date: October 15, 2004

by Drexle
10-15-04
So, Tony Blair! Ol' buddy, ol' pal. How's it going?
Oh, good afternoon Mr. Bush. Is there something I can do for you today? Tea and buscuits, perchance?
Well, I was thinkin' that you could help us out by sending some troops to back us up in Falluja. Wha'dya say?
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I'm afraid I don't want to get thrown out on me bum at the next election.
Well then where are we supposed to get extra troops from?
Did you remember to ask Poland, Mr. Bush?