CC 43: The thing that should not be....

Author: Drexle

Date: July 11, 2001

by Drexle
7-11-01
WHAT'S WRONG DRPEDANTIC? AND WHY DO YOU LOOK SO... FUZZY? YOU'RE ACTUALLY HALFWAY ADOREABLE.
I CANNOT COMPREHEND WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED HERE... THAT SCARAMOUSCH, GABE, ACTUALLY LET CRABBY HAVE A VICTORY. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SUSPECTS CARNAL KNOWLEDGE WAS USED AS BRIBERY?
WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION.
YOU SPEAK AS IF THERE WERE ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY THAT WOULD ASSUAGE MY FEELINGS OF UTTER DEGRADATION...
WELL FOR ONE THING, GABE IS GOING TO LEARN THE HARD WAY IN A FEW DAYS EXACTLY WHY "CRABBY" GOT THAT NAME...
NOW IF ONLY THAT WERE MORE THAN A MERE HOLLOW COMFORT FOR ME... THAT AT LEAST EXPLAINS WHY GABE CALLED CRABBY'S VICTORY A "MERCY FUCK..."