Urban Legends

Author: Drexle

Date: July 11, 2001

by Drexle
7-11-01
You know, it's said that if people are talking about you behind your back, your nipples will start to itch.
Really? What about if your crotch starts itching?
It means you've been sleeping with Crabby.
Shit! Well how do I fix it?
You take the crab shampoo and "WASH AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!!!!!"
...Which would explain why he kept screaming that at his climax...