Mountain Ingenuity

Author: Drexle

Date: July 13, 2001

by Drexle
7-13-01
What a beautiful day... the birds singing, the clouds rolling overhead. Oh look, a car! I think I'll run out into the road like a dumb animal and get squished!
SQUISH!
Wooo boy, looky that. Fresh roadkill! Now, I know what you're thinkin'... "Free food!" ... But I've got a *better* idea!