CC49 The joys of a youth well spent

Author: Drexle

Date: July 31, 2001

by Drexle
7-31-01
Knock Knock!!!
Hey man, open up! I'm here already! It's embarassin' to be out here with this shit! My mom could drive by any second!!!
Hey there, Jake... Sorry it took so long to get to the door, but I was having trouble finding the key to mom and dad's secret basement. I've got it right here, though...
Fuckin' rock! I got some of the stuff my dad hides in his closet, and I think we're all set!
So, like... that movie showed me shoving this thing *where?!*
This what people do when they're all adult and stuff! Now just stick it on in there, baby, but first... Whip me 'til I "come!" I don't know where I'm "going," but I'm gonna find out!