Randomness 0030 (But you're still short)

Author: Drexle

Date: July 4, 2005

by Drexle
7-04-05
Hey there, baby. I gave you my number last week. Why didn't you call me?
Um... you just handed me a piece of paper with no name on it and ran away. Why would I call you? I don't know you!
But I thought we hit it off so well that day!
Um... no. I thought you were five.
What? I'm five foot nine!