A Clockwork Apple

Author: Drexle

Date: August 2, 2001

by Drexle
8-02-01
Hello, oh my brothers. I hope your evening is nice and horrorshow. Shall we go out for some ultraviolence, and some of the ol' twenty to one?
Ack! Me droogies have betrayed me! I just tapped that woman on the head a bit! I didn't mean to kill her!
I've been rottin' away in prison... I've taken a liking to the bible, and I viddi in my gulliver being there, givin' Jesus a beating.
They tried to make me a good little boy by showing making me sick at the sight of the red red krovy, and at the sweet sounds of Ludwig Van. It's inhuman!!!
Me M&P have given up on me, me old droogs have joined the millicents, and your 'umble narrator is just about to snuff it at the hands of an old victim.
Layin' in the stretcher, I talked to the nice people and then all of a sudden, I had me old nice and horrorshow thoughts back! I was cured allright...