It was only a retorical answer to a rhetorical question!

Author: Drexle

Date: August 9, 2001

by Drexle
8-09-01
So Drexle... Today is your 23rd Birtdhay... What would you like for a present?
Well, there's always a nice Johnny the Homicidal Maniac shirt...
Or a new Swedish Folk/Metal CD... that would be nice... but you know what would really be cool?
I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!
A Blowjob!