Dating Habits of Forum Users: wirthling

Author: Drexle

Date: August 14, 2001

by Drexle
8-14-01
Here we observe the wirthling in its natural habitat... today, it seems to be on the prowl for a mate. It displays its intentions through a combination of subtle cues and the fact that it's erect.
Look at the grace and beauty with which this otherwise ungainly creature swoops in to consumate its intentions with its mate!
*Hump, hump, hump, hump!*
Mother nature is beautiful and mysterious in her ways...
Kill meeeee!!! Kiiiilllll meeeeeee!!!