The Church of Arse... I'm no good at this.

Author: Drexle

Date: September 17, 2001

by Drexle
9-17-01
This is bad, Dan... The Southern Baptarses are getting really restless.
They've been sending us hate mail and death threats every day... Dave? What's wrong? Speak to me!
Oh, I'm sorry DexX... I had the most wonderful vision... it was a divine field of verdant arse. It was incredible.
*Gasp!* Dan! You've ascended to a higher state of conciousness!!!
Not ascended, DexX... Arsended.