CC 63: Breaking News! (Look, it's even rules compliant!)

Author: Drexle

Date: September 19, 2001

by Drexle
9-19-01
In other news, we're getting reports of a madman in a trenchcoat threatening small asian girls across the region.
Reportedly, he screamed "Have a graperific time!" as he hurled a "molotov fruit cocktail" into a japanese restaurant.
Which forum regular will be the next to crack? Mwahaha! (Typing: r34d mi c0/\/\|x, I ownz j00!!!)