CC 66: The Talking Donkey

Author: Drexle

Date: September 25, 2001

by Drexle
9-25-01
And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
I got yer Angel of the LORD... in my pants!
And the angel of the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, "What have I done unto thee...?"
Why did you poketh me repeatedly with thine staff of love these three times in one hour?
Thou art mine ass, and I shall giveth thee all of the appreciation_that_I_know!
What? The deal was that I was supposed to *win* the CC! That strip was crap!
There are some things that even *I* can't grant.