The Sport of the Future

Author: Drexle

Date: September 28, 2001

by Drexle
9-28-01
Mr. Billings put up a fine show just now in the fifth an(u)al Donkey Rape-A-Rama. Up next is the returning champion, Wirthling!!! Any comments before_the_big_event??
Gabe scored a lot of points on the new "Artistic_Interpretation"_rule with his patented Funky-Felching action... but what he has in style, I'll double in cold, hard exectution!
(Shudder!)
(Quake!)
(Tremble!)
(Seductive Smile...)