An almost true story... I'm so glad I don't work there now.

Author: Drexle

Date: October 4, 2001

by Drexle
10-04-01
The guy drove his truck into a pole at an SOS and cracked the radiator, and needs it towed to the dealership.
SOS? Hah ha hah ha...
Eh? What's so funny?
Oh, you must not have them where you are. Ha ha... SOS is a strip bar. Tell him to go back and order more lapdances and cheap beer until 8 tomorrow when the dealership opens. *Click*
Sir, the dealership is closed for the rest of the day. Out of curiosity was this pole you rammed outside or inside the building?
*Click!*