Starstruck 11

Author: Drexle

Date: October 4, 2001

by Drexle
10-04-01
How may I serve you, lord of R'leyh?
Why are you wearing cement shoes? And how did you get here in your condition?
It was commanded by the great old ones, thus I found a way to do it. This is such an honor!!!
Ummm... yeah. Say, I have something that I want to ask you. Have you ever had that warm, fuzzy feeling over someone?
Of course! Every time I see the look on some kid's face as I dump the blood of their warm fuzzy pet on their heads!
Yeah, that *is* kind of fun...