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| This just in, it seems that the Lord GOD in heaven has declared the final judgement. | |
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| In_a_statement_issued by the Heavenly Associated Press, he said "LET NO CREATURE GREAT OR SMALL STAND IN DEFIANCE OF MY WILL." | |
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| In financial news, the glut of new souls heading to their final fate is expected to seriously lower their value on the open market. | |
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