CC 82: Not as funny as the others before.

Author: Drexle

Date: December 2, 2001

by Drexle
12-02-01
Okay Mr... Spankling? What can I do for you on such short notice?
Look, I'm in a bit of a bind and I don't know who to turn to right now... I figured that if anyone were evil enough to help me it would be a lawyer.
Ahah... Okay, then what do you need?
Well, Satan picked me out of all the demons in hell to stand up to Jesus Christ and save the world from the Final Judgement... but how can I beat him? He's Jesus!
... Hmmm... Oooookay. Assuming you're for real on this one, have you ever heard of a thing called "Public Opinion?"
... Tell me more of this "Public Opinion."