Remember to leave a tube of Anal Eaze for Santa!

Author: Drexle

Date: December 4, 2001

by Drexle
12-04-01
RAAAARRR!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Ho! Ho! Ho! I'm_Santa_Claus! Here just in time for the holiday season to ring in the celebrations!
*SNIFFLE* BUT TOBOR WANTED TO FILL PEOPLE'S STOCKINGS WITH CHRISTMAS CHEER!!!
That wouldn't be a euphemism for anal sex, would it?
.... YES.
Oh-Ho! Ho! Ho! Maybe I can work you in somehow... how do you feel about visiting all the little girls and boys on the "naughty" list?