Tag Team Cup 3.1: Buttery Nut Surprise

Author: Drexle

Date: December 17, 2001

by Drexle
12-17-01
There you are, ASSistant!!! I believe you dropped your lab report over there... Pick it up!
Over there? Oh, here it is...
Mmmm... scrumptuous male posterior... If only I could get my hands on some viagra...
Is there something wrong, Doctor? You've been looking for excuses to check out my ass all day?
Oh... well, I suppose it all started when I mixed_the_chemical formula_for_Butterscotch and Hazelnut ice cream to make my brand new "Buttery Nut Surprise." Appearantly it has a few side effects.
I see... so would you mind explaining_why TOBOR has been acting like... well... you know how he's been acting... Right?