CC 97: Untitled

Author: Drexle

Date: February 1, 2002

by Drexle
2-01-02
Dude, you've been scratching yoruself all day, what gives?!
Dude, it's totally awesome! Last night, I got some brand new genital herpes! *Scratch scratch*
Whoa, what is this "genital herpes," and where can I get some?
I got my genital herpes from the chick on the streetcorner. It's great! It gives you the excuse to scratch yourself in public!
Genital Herpes may have the following side effects: Itchiness, contageous rash, and irritation from loads of Zantax commercials.
Not only that, it's a great ice breaker at parties! *Scratch scratch*
Hey there big guy... you got room for another hand down those pants?