Burma Shave!

Author: Drexle

Date: February 26, 2002

by Drexle
2-26-02
Varg Vikernes was tired of the death metal cliches.
So he went 'round Norway setting churches ablaze.
He stuck a knife in his friend's head in a craze...
And now he's in jail where he spends the rest of his days!
Burzum, behave!
No!