The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 1

Author: Drexle

Date: August 10, 2002

by Drexle
8-10-02
And so our protagonist sits perched atop the city's tallest building, surveying those on the streets below... searching for prey...
Hey, I can see my house from here!
Suddenly, his eyes alight upon a hapless female, foolishly walking the streets alone. Now is his chance to swoop down upon her!
(**Swoop!!!**)
Sadly, our hero neglected to realize that he can't actually fly...
(**CRUNCH!!!**)