The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 3

Author: Drexle

Date: August 10, 2002

by Drexle
8-10-02
In times of great physical distress, our hero must turn to his one true source of immortality...
(*Squish, squoosh, squish!*)
Ah, Ah, AAAH! AAARGHHH!!!
With his infernal thirst quenched, his broken body is once again rejuvinated.
And his powers now hold sway over his new willing ghoul...
Come, my pretty... we shall stalk the night, spreading much angst and pretention in our wake.
Yes, SIR!