The Crap Female Gamers Go Through

Author: Duck_King

Date: March 12, 2001

by Duck_King
3-12-01
Hey Jenny... huh huh huh huh. Are you really a girl? Huh huh huh huh. Can I see you naked? Huh huh huh huh
Yes, I am really a female, and no, you will see me naked on a cold day in hell when the devil is playing "Old Maid" with Mathew Perry.
Huh huh huh huh. I'll bet you're really a guy. Huh huh huh huh. Or your ugly. Huh huh huh huh. Or a lesbian. Huh huh huh
I swear to god, you are about 2 seconds shy of getting your balls kicked to the back of your skull...
2 seconds later that day...
DEAR GOD!! THERE IS BLOOD IN MY PEE-PEE! The sky is swimming! ARGH!
Damn right there is. Huh huh huh.