Pimp Daddy H@xx0r

Author: Duckfoot

Date: January 5, 2002

by Duckfoot
1-05-02
Sweet Daddy Williams' digital dreams....
*clickety-clack* *beep* *boop*
"...Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skillz, defraggin' my hard drive for thrillz... "
"I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him 'Money' for short. I call him up at home and make him do my tech support!"
No one else wants to join me on my desert island of software!
Looks like you're trying to monopolize. Can I help?
Reality can be such a party pooper.
"I upgrade my system at least twice a day, I'm strictly plug-n-play! I ain't afraid of Y2K..." ahhhh shit.