All comics by Duffman_the_Hobo

 

Hey look any moron can make a comic
Hey look I'm a chicken
Good for you?
Look question marks, this comic must rule
or is it?
Do you think I give a shit?
A bug in the ocean this comic is the shit, dawg?
The background changed
or did it?

 

First Step: Think
So, what should I write?
Second Step: Think some more
Damn, I have nothing so I'll continue thinking
Step Three: Give up because you got nothing or just make something up in 2 seconds about how to make a comic
My head hurts from all this thinking, hey look I drew Satan
or did you?

 

I see some hilarious consequences in the near future
I got your cat
Not my cat!
Here it comes
Now what should I do with him?
Please can you give Fluffy back, I love him
Dammit! I want my money back
I'm going to eat him
But your not Korean?

 

I'm Duffman
Are you looking for a good time?
I certainly am
It will cost you
Cost me? Damn Sony is charging us to play SOCOM online now?
That's your idea of a good time? You're an idiot

 

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles support the KKK
What the hell are you talking about?
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles support the KKK
What the hell are you talking about?
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles support the KKK
What the hell are you talking about?

 

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles support the KKK
What the hell are you talking about?
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles support the KKK
What the hell are you talking about?
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles support the KKK
What the hell are you talking about?

 

I'm sort of an idiot
You screwed up big time
I know
I'm also a stupid fool
Stupid fool
I know
Post the real one now
okay

 

Okay so I hope I don't mess this one up
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles support the KKK
What the hell are you talking about?
Don't even read the other two, they suck
Well, the Turtles say "Turtle Power" and the KKK says "White Power" the KKK will eventually change the phrase back to "White Power"
...........
I didn't Hooray!
Also they enjoy kicking the crap out of black guys and that poor old black man Shreeder
I'm leaving now

 

Hey, look I'm drunk
I believe you aren't
I am
No, you aren't
But look at the bottle I'm holding and I smell like shitty gym socks
You haven't been to a gym in your life and just because you haven' taken a shower doesn't mean you are drunk

 

Read Part 1 first, you fool
I think it does
Shut up or I will stab you!
I guess it doesn't matter
Enough with the role playing lets make some babies
Babies?
This comic is just as stupid even if you did read Part 1, I hope I offended you
I get to be the man this time
No, as your father I get to be the man ever time

 

Oh the American Flag
Doesn't it make you happy to be an American?
What's with the flag
I'm going to burn it for fuel

 

Everyone at the PS2SB thinks they are better than me
I'll show them
Well I guess I really didn't think this plan through

 

Proof, have you seen my dog?
No
But I just saw you petting him?
I didn't eat your dog
What the?
Fine I ate your dog, it tasted like a dog

 

Proof you owe me a new dog
I'm going to eat your cat
I don't even have a cat
Well then I'm going to go buy you a cat, then I'm going to eat it
That penguin is trying to seduce Satan!

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