Did I mention that I'm an idiot? Part 1

Author: Duffman_the_Hobo

Date: May 9, 2003

Hey, look I'm drunk
I believe you aren't
I am
No, you aren't
But look at the bottle I'm holding and I smell like shitty gym socks
You haven't been to a gym in your life and just because you haven' taken a shower doesn't mean you are drunk