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by Duplo
5-31-01
A common day in #dc-united
So Ace, have you finally gotten over your faggish ways?
Ugh...you are SO childish Duplo
Right...do me a favor and go assrape a porcuipine.
"/me jumps with elation!"
Never talk to me again.
Mmm...porcuipine

 

by Duplo
5-31-01
Puberty fucking sucks. My voice cracks, I have zits all over my face, and I have sudden urges to masturbate fiercely!
It's worth it. Chicks dig pubes.
...
?
...Pac Man turns me on.
Gotta go.

 

by Duplo
5-31-01
So human, tell me of your planet. Your customs, your lifestyle, shit like that.
Ah lahk boobies! Damm, mah balls fell a'sleep 'gain
...
You lahk boobies?
Indeed. I also like human flesh. Ciao, bitch.
Look! My lef' nut came off!

 

by Duplo
5-31-01
And in other news, you're still wasting time watching petty, useless pop culture blips.
And ironically, Duplo is still wasting time writing petty, useless comics reeking of the unfunny.
...
Fuck off, tasty.

 

by Duplo
5-31-01
I'm thinking about getting a pet dog...I need a companion.
Pets are good for the soul. A friendship like no other!
...!?
Hot sauce does wonders.
You're hungry again aren't you...

 

by Duplo
5-31-01
I've finally finished my thesis on micro-cracking in space-age composites! My new discoveries will change the world as we know it!!!!
Too bad you're a fucking purple ostrich.

 

by Duplo
6-04-01
the tenth annual zuni staring contest...
thank god for that super glue
I hope cement doesn't hurt your eye sight
nothing can stop them

 

by Duplo
6-04-01
the tenth annual zuni staring contest...
thank god for that super glue
I hope cement doesn't hurt your eye sight
nothing can stop them except....
TNT and purple donkeys!!!!!!
boom

 

by Duplo
6-04-01
Death has good taste.
Come Duplo...your time in this comic has come to an end.
Wait! Let's play for it...how about Red Rover?
Resistance is futile, Nathan!
This isn't "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey." ...and you can't play Red Rover with only two players, jackass.
Look! Behind you! A convenient distraction!
The plot thickens...To be continued!
As if, bitch. Don't make me tear you a new asshole with this scythe.
Why must Death be so DEMEANING?

 

by Duplo
6-04-01
Heaven's pearly gates, sans gates
Let's see here...your track record looks pretty sharp Nathan.
Where's St. Peter? And why are you still crucified? You'd think being risen from the dead would fix that...
St. Peter's is on break. As for the cross, Low Pass thinks it's "comical" to limit my mobility like this.
You should really work on Death, by the way. He's awfully morbid.
Wait...there's more! To be continued...again!
I'd hire a new one, but I'm a little strung up right now.
If Jesus has a sense of irony...I'd say I'm pretty safe.

 

by Duplo
6-04-01
Back on Terra Firma
Teehee! Okayokay! You're turn!
Harhar! Ok...um...I...DARE you to bring that Duplo kid back to life...betcha can't do THAT!
You're on, spanky. ...that's gonna be tough though, haven't done that since the whole Dick Clark incident back in '72
They don't call me St. Peter for nothing...my dares are legendary. Booyah!
You're still reading this? Stay tuned for part 4!
...Red Rover is more fun.
You can't play Red Rover with two people, jackass.

 

by Duplo
6-04-01
Heaven's waiting room.
...and the next thing I know, her husband pops in and goes right for the jugular. I was dead as a doornail.
Hmm...need some good comic ideas...
...decide to take me up on that Red Rover game?
Luckily for you, I'm held by a dare. C'mon kid, you're going back home.
The startling conclusion...coming up next!
By the way, how did I die in the first place?
You honestly expect technicalities like that to be expressed well in a fucking 3 frame strip? Fuck.

 

by Duplo
6-04-01
Our hero makes a triumphant return. Woo fucking hoo.
Well kid...hope you have a nice life, or something.
So...is your work pretty busy?
Damn right. I get paid on commission. Anyone I take gets a free ticket to the Great Beyond...much easier way to make the cream.
Sucks for Satan.
The End. Go read something productive.
....DAMN it

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